lorie ann m.
BLESSED
fruitcakes
hnl, hi
xo
Kids: ...
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

kreeestalr0se:

cuntsultant:

brandnudes:

im hot cuz im fly
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u ain’t cuz u gnat
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Why is this funny

hahahaha ditto ^^

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emmmwhatchasay:

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omg

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kreeestalr0se:

awysha:

omg that took me a minute to realize thats actually a costume!

DUDE, this is like the perfect Halloween costume! :D

kreeestalr0se:

awysha:

omg that took me a minute to realize thats actually a costume!

DUDE, this is like the perfect Halloween costume! :D

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kreeestalr0se:

LOL daaaaaaang!

kreeestalr0se:

LOL daaaaaaang!

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google the word ‘askew’

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google thinks they are so fucking clever

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theknm:

kristinecamillee:

hunterilardi:

An acoustic rendition of “Get Low”… This is the funniest shit I have ever fucking seen!

omfg yes

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okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

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The most unappreciated candy, ever. 

but does anyone actually buy them??? these candies are bomb but i dont remember ever actually buying them somehow they just show up

what are they even called????

The mystery candy

The most unappreciated candy, ever. 

but does anyone actually buy them??? these candies are bomb but i dont remember ever actually buying them somehow they just show up

what are they even called????

The mystery candy

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theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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